Best Supernatural Quotes & Scenes

It is no surprise: Dean Winchester is the master of sarcasm. It is the best chemistry I have seen since Mulder and Sculley. Here are some of my favorite scenes and the best supernatural quotes ever!

Enjoy!

Season 1

Ep 03 Dead in the Water

Dean trying to impress a girl says ‘kids are the best’.

Sam: Kids are the best?
Dean: Yeah, I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
(Dean scratches head for while; Sam starts to walk away)
Dean: I’m thinking!

Ep 07 Hookman
(to Sammy about his girly coffee choice)
Dean: Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

Ep 10 Asylum
Dean: (talking about his dad) You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda!

Ep 11 Scarecrow
(to the townspeople who are about to sacrifice him for their farms)
Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!

Ep 12 Faith

Dean: I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.

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Dean: Man, you’re a lying bastard! I thought you said we were going to see a doctor.
Sam: I believe I said specialist. Look, Dean, this guy is supposed to be the real deal.
Dean: I can’t believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

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Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I’ll haunt your ass.
Sam: I don’t think that’s funny.
Dean: Oh come on, it’s a little funny.

Ep 19 Provenance

Sam: Burning the painting didn’t get rid of it.
Dean: Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious!

Season 2

Ep 09 Croatoan
Sam: This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Dean: I don’t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?

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(an infected townsperson tells Dean to get out of his car)
Dean:Heh. Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don’t swing that way. Sorry.

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Dwayne (whose parents have already died and he doesnt know yet) comes in and they all check him for the virus.

Dwayne: Has anybody seen my mom and dad?

Dean (whispers to Sam): Awkward.

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Ep 08 Crossroad Blues

Dean: The secretary’s name is Carly. She’s 23, she kayaks, and they’re real.
Sam: You didn’t happen to ask her if she’s seen any black dogs lately, did you?
(Dean hands over a list)
Dean: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or doglike. There’s 19

calls in all. And, uh, I don’t know what this is.
(hands Sam a post-it note; Sam laughs)
Sam: You mean Carly’s MySpace address?
Dean: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that?
(Sam laughs again, a little incredulous)
Dean: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?

Ep 10 Hunted
Dean: Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I

do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the Internet for porn.

Ep 11 Playthings
Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we’re gay?

Ep 13 Houses of the Holy
Sam: Dean, there’s ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we’ve ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (looks concerned for a moment, then catches on) Cute.

Ep 14 Born Under a Bad Sign
Sam: What did you find out?
Dean: You checked in three days ago, with the name Richard Sambora. But I think the scariest part about this thing is that you’re a Bon Jovi fan…

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Sam (possessed) comes to meet Bobby. Bobby gives him a drink with holy water.

Sam with the demon inside, doubles over and grunts.

Sam: What did you do!!
Bobby: A little holy water in the beer. Sam wouldn’t have noticed but then, you’re not Sam are ya! Dont try to con a con-man!

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(This one is like my favorite scene ever!!!!)

Sam (possessed) tortures the hell out of Dean.
Bobby burns the link on Sam’s arm and the demon leaves his body.
When Sam gets back to his senses, Dean goes close to him and it seems like there’s gonna be a major group hug or something.
Instead
Dean: Sammy!
Sam: Did I miss anything?
Dean: Punches him hard!!!
Sam: Owwwww!

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